Dear diary,

At the verge of going mad, I came across these interesting stats (quoted frm “thoughts that haunt”) :

• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
• Does Mary Had a Little Lamb and London Bridge is falling down have the same tune?
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Again?
• Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?